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The Gateway District - “Perfect’s Gonna Fail” (It’s Alive Records)

I like this band, don’t get me wrong, but for some reason I feel guilty that I don’t like it more than I do. All my friends like it the way I wish I could but I can’t place my finger on why it isn’t completely sinking in for me. I enjoy all the bands that the members of this band have been in which include but isn’t limited to Banner Pilot, The Soviettes and my personal favorite, Minnesota band Rivethead. My favorite tracks are the opening track “Run Away” and “Leaving Me Behind”. Although I may not like it as much as I wish I could I still highly recommend this band for all fans of female fronted punk bands or fans of any of the great Minnesota punk bands.

Army Coach - “Daydream” (Self Released)

The members of Team Stray called it quits on the band, but never called it quits on creating good tunes and they do so under the moniker of Army Coach. With the present 90’s revival movement that has been going on the past few years the Army Coach sound is not out of place. Comparable to other such acts such as Tin Armor, Tenement or the Cheap Girls. Other influences that can be heard easily would be that of older Smoking Popes albums or even Superchunk. I actually like this more than I liked Team Stray, the songs are strong and meaningful and the recording quality and production making this an often revisited release in my collection.

Bob Burns - “Self Titled” (Crustacean Records)

My research tells me that this is a solo effort by Bob Burns formerly Bob Burns And The Break Ups. Which might mean as little to you as it does to me but I am glad to report that these are full band arrangements and that Bob Burns played all of the instruments on this album. I wish more solo artists went this route instead of releasing acoustic albums, to me it seems as if the songs are unfinished that way. The music on this album is ripping, poppy, garage rock that wouldn’t sound out of place on Little Steven’s Underground Garage or even on the same bill as Steve E. Nix & The Cute Lepers.

Candy Hearts - “Everything’s Amazing & Nobody’s Happy” (Kind Of Like Records)

Off the bat I’d like to mention how great the title of this album is and the sentiment of the title fits well with the topics of the songs within. The Candy Hearts are a sweet sounding female fronted pop band that write cute, fun songs that are easily relatable. This is the band’s second album and is a step up in every form from the last one, including the instrumentation, the song writing and the production. A must get for those who like to put on a pair of shades on a nice day and just drive with no place to go. Just drive, listen, enjoy and smile.

The Carmines - “Older, Fatter, Wider” (Merman Records)

If there is one thing I am still a sucker for as I get older it is downstrokes. The Carmines are one of the few bands left that strictly downstroke, so I guess you can figure that this band has a huge Ramones influence. But it’d be unfair to say that The Ramones are their sole influence, they also have a strong surf rock influence, which can be heard in some of their solos and harmonies. So in summation; The Carmines are a pop punk band who write infectious songs that will get stuck in your head for weeks at a time specifically the opening track “Surfs Up And So Are You”. This album is nothing groundbreaking but is something nostalgic.

Closet Drama - “Dream State” (Self Released)

About five or six years ago I received an album in the mail to review from a band I had never heard of from Texas. They were called Joe Jitsu and I loved it; they covered one of my favorite Beach Boy tracks and had a clean Green Day smoothness to them. Closet Drama is the new band featuring the masterminds behind Joe Jitsu. The best way I can describe this is by calling it the all grown up version of Joe Jitsu. The gap between the two bands is one you can spit across but the evolution and growth of the musicians both as musicians and as people is noticeable.

Counterpunch - “Dying to Exonerate the World” (Go Kart Records)

This band at times sounds like something you’d hear in a Hot Topic but then hits you in a way that reminds you of Grey Area and Face To Face. It is an oddity, something I can’t wrap my brain around. Do I like it? Do I hate it? I don’t know. I think it is something of both. Maybe it’ll grow on me. Maybe I’ll never listen to it again. Check it out and make up your own mind about this because it is quite obvious I can’t.

DeeCracks - “Attention Deficit Disorder” (Monster Zero Records)

Hands down one of my favorite albums of the past few years. This band nails it by incorporating everything I love about punk rock into this album. Europe has capitalized on excellent Ramones influenced punk rock and DeeCracks from Austria are the latest example. Let’s go to the checklist; song about monkeys – check, song with a “gimme gimme” – check, song that is a “hop” – check, 1,2,3,4’s – check all out awesomeness – check, check and check! Not a single down moment on this entire disc. Favorite songs include but are not limited to “I Need A Nurse”, “Ritalin For Lunch” and “Dairy Queen King”. I cannot say enough good things about this band so please do yourself a favor and listen to this nonstop for the next month and half because that is what I have done and I still can’t get enough.

Deep Sleep - “Turn Me Off” (Grave Mistake Records)

It seems as if Grave Mistake Records is the one record label that releases albums of great hardcore bands and shows them to fans of pop punk. I wouldn’t consider myself a hardcore fan but I will admit that I have been known to enjoy great bands such as Night Birds and Psyched To Die both released by Grave Mistake. So I have learned to take a chance on all they release for now on which included the latest release from Deep Sleep which at times reminds me of The Adolescents or early Black Flag but add their own unique twist on the sound. The guitar work is fantastic but the best part about it is that most of the songs clock in under the one-minute mark meaning there is no b.s. just pure unadulterated rock. (Noah W, K.)

Deer Tick - “Divine Providence” (Partisan Records)

The link between The Hold Steady and The Replacements might lie somewhere in the territory of Deer Tick. Not what I would consider my sound but if I went into the local bar to hang with some friends I wouldn’t be surprised to hear this album and quite frankly I wouldn’t mind it.

Dirty Slits - “Self Titled” (Self Released)

I barely like hardcore but for me to even try like it there has to be something unique about it. There is nothing unique here. Angry, mosh provoking hardcore with awful guitar tones will never be acceptable. Never.

The Visitors - Avenging The Visigoths (Going Gaga Records)

As of late, I have been asking myself quite often “what are they putting in the water in Canada?” This question comes to mind every time I hear one of the many awesome punk bands coming from the great white north these days. One thing that I am glad of is that none of the Canadian punk bands sound similar, and they inhabit all of the many different sub-genres, and in terms of Canadian Ramonescore The Visitors are winning. The Visitors are a three piece with dueling male and female vocals, short fun songs and down stroked guitars, and my only complaint is that six songs are just not enough.

The Wagers - Demo (Self Released)

The Wagers are a new band that perfects the sounds of mixing indie, garage, and punk together to create something new and unique. These three songs are demos of songs to appear on their debut full-length album, which you can now download for free from their Bandcamp page, which I highly recommend doing because for the track “Drunk Dial” it is worth it alone. The Wagers are a band I greatly looking forward to seeing live and to continue following to see what they will release next.

Caddy - Electric Hero (Diner Junkie Records)

Who ever said because you don’t have a band and you are a songwriter you need to be a lame acoustic act? Tomas Dahl (Caddy) proves this dumb theory wrong. This album is action packed and is a must have as the weather is warming up and summer is soon approaching. The super smooth vocals will get stuck in your head without a doubt and the guitar leads flow through the songs as naturally as ever. My favorite song on the album is the title track but the vocal harmonies on tracks such as “This Good Feeling” and “Dumb Angel “ are good enough to have any Brian Wilson worshiper’s head explode. Do your self a favor, make your summer beautiful and listen to Caddy’s “Electric Hero”.

Rapid Cities / Mock “Split 7inch” (Love Hate Records)

I don’t really know what to say about this release except that it sounds like a
Dischord Records release. Yeah, they had a lot of them and this one fits in there
somewhere. Rapid Cities are the better of the two bands here, hailing from New
Brunswick, New Jersey they sound like a band that is probably big in the Rutgers
University circles for their artsy indie rock. In terms of the other band, Mock; if
Fugazi was 10 times more boring than they already were they’d still be better than
Mock.

Banquets - This Is Our Concern, Dude (Black Numbers Records)

Featuring members of bands such as Let Me Run and Static Radio, The Banquets don’t stray far from their previous bands formulas. The overall sound reminds of The Loved Ones or even a less rocking Junior Battles, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, it just doesn’t stand out in comparison to the aforementioned bands. Wish it were a bit more original.





In The Red / The Anchor “Split 7inch” (Kiss Of Death Records)

I used to be a big fan of Gunmoll, well I had an album and I listened to it a lot.
However, for some odd reason I was never able to get into any of Mike Hale’s other
stuff including In The Red. It is very standard Gainesville punk which is impossible
to not compare to the likes of Leatherface and Hot Water Music. The Anchor on the
other hand are a bit more up tempo and seem to have found a nice safe place between Gainesville and New Brunswick.

The Holy Mess - Benefit Sesh (Evil Weevil Records)

I saw this band somewhere between 4 and 6 years ago I believe, in a basement in New Brunswick, New Jersey. I was selling merch for Project 27 and I remember For Science playing. My memories aside from that are a bit shady, but somehow I left that show with a Holy Mess t-shirt. In terms of this release you can tell they have strong influence in Midwestern punk and would sound great on the same bill as new up and comers The Menzingers. The use of the two vocalists and done very well and they compliment each other nicely. The energy begins from the first chord of the record and stays in your blood until you are ready to play it again.

Montagna & The Mouth To Mouth - Ultrapolyamorous (Self Released)

Wow! What an awful band name. I don’t know what good this review is going to do
since if someone told me to check out a band with this horrible of a name I’d
probably just laugh it off. After doing some research I found out that this band
has seven members and I hate to dwell on it but I can’t believe that they some how
all agreed upon that name. I wonder what band names didn’t make the cut. Ugh, I mean this kind of sounds like other bands that kind of sound like the Pixies.

Senders - Recovery (Kiss Of Death)

I once heard this band classified as “stoner-emo” and for the most part it fits quite well. This mid tempo band sounds like a band you’d want to see earlier in the day at The Fest in Gainesville to help you ease your hung over head back into another day of ruckus. The cool part about this release is the guitar work, I am not sure how many guitarists are in this band but it sounds like layers and layers of guitars on each of these tracks giving it a pretty cool feel.

Bridges & Powerlines - Eve (bridegesandpowerlines.com)

From the band name I was sort of expecting some gruff punk band or maybe that was just my brain equating the name to Bridge & Tunnel, however what we get is overpopulated pop tunes in worship of bands such as The Zombies or Jellyfish, which
sounds kind of cool in theory but the songs are way too busy and the vocal harmonies
are not as catchy.



Playing Dead - In Your Head (Saint Elsewhere Records)

I love trying to guess what a band is going to sound like because I am always wrong. I was expecting something along the lines of Insane Clown Posse, but I was way off. In reality what we have here is some pretty safe indie punk. This band who have been playing together since 2004 claim to be a pillar of the Long Island music scene. I
have lived on Long Island my entire life and have never heard of this band and that is saying something. Something about this band doesn’t match up for me, it seems like every member is playing a different genre of music at the same time in hopes of creating something new, but it is kind of a mess. My bet is that somewhere down the line they will read this review and beat me up at a random show on Long Island, I can’t wait.

Disaster Fantastic “Demo” (Self Released)

Really? Rap metal? What the fuck is this? The late 90’s? Get lost.




 

The Brokedowns - Species Bender (Red Scare Records)

Pop punk from the Midwest has kind of blown up in the past few years. The Copyrights resurrected it and paved the way for a ton of great bands, such as Be My Doppelganger and The Dopamines, but one of the other bands that is taking advantage of the rebirth is The Brokedowns. A four-piece from somewhere in Illinois, The Brokedowns have all of the catchy hooks, gang vocals and driving guitars that you can ask for. They remind me of the Sass Dragons a lot but to borrow a quote that I whole-heartedly stand behind, “’This Cult Is A Bummer’ shouldn’t be allowed to exist. It’s too perfect of a song.” If you are not sold yet, the album artwork is outstanding and the album itself holds up the whole way through. If you like any of the bands mentioned in this review you will without a doubt enjoy this album.

The Credentials - Routines (Traffic Street Records)

This album is fast and raw yet still poppy, which reminds me of some of Aaron
Cometbus’s projects over the years; but The Credentials seem to pack their songs with pure energy that doesn’t need to be witnessed solely through their live show. My favorite song is the opening track “Nice Girl / Coffee Shop,” but each track has its own moments, and there is absolutely no filler to be had. The more I listen to this, the more I think of Rivethead, and I am not complaining.

Fear Of Lipstick “S/T” (It’s Alive Records)

You may or not be familiar with Fear Of Lipstick but by the end of this review, you are going to want to get to know them. After releasing somewhere around four or five 7-inch records over the past few years on various labels, Fear Of Lipstick finally deliver a full-length jam-packed with hits - 15 face-melting tracks worth. With fast distorted guitars, punchy bass, driving drums, and dual vocalists, Fear Of Lipstick show no signs of slowing down, blazing through song after song holding nothing back. I like to try to highlight my favorite track in most reviews; however, every time I play this record, I wind up with a new favorite, be it “Just For A Moment”, “Correction Facility”, “I Wanna Be Yr Werewolf”, or “Summertime”. Canada keeps pumping out great band after great band but Fear Of Lipstick prove to be one step ahead of the curve. When this album first came out, I thought it was the perfect summertime album; but as the seasons change, the leaves fall and the temperature plummets, I find that this is the perfect year round album. A-woo! (Noah W. K.)

The Hot Toddies - Get Your Heart On (Asian Man Records)

There is something endearing about a band of females. I am not sure what it is. Maybe it is the sweet voices or that they are easy on the eyes, but either way, The Hot Toddies are on the top of my list. Between the surf-y guitar work and the harmonies, it is almost like this album was made just for me. I imagine if Murray and Audree Wilson gave birth to three girls instead of Brian, Carl and Dennis, we’d have something very similar to this. The Hot Toddies sure like to party, have fun, and sing fun songs; and for some, that is what life is all about, so buy this album and play it for all your friends next time you are partying, and watch the smiles around the room grow wide.

The Jigsaw Seen - Bananas Foster (Vibro-phonic Recordings)

The Jigsaw Seen seem to be a band that follow loosely the path left behind by The Beatles. A path with many twists and turns, various sounds and emotions. The only problem isthat there is only one Beatles and no matter how hard a band tries, they will never come within a million miles of even coming close to eclipsing them.

Jimmy Eat World - Invented (Interscope Records)

Yes, they are still the band you know for delivering 2001’s Bleed American; however, as we all have over the past nine years, Jimmy Eat World has indeed matured with each and every release since then. The one thing that always remains the same is that Jim Adkins sure can write a hit, but the case with most Jimmy Eat World releases is that the hits are hits and the rest… well… they are not. I tend to skip around a bit on this album but “My Best Theory” is an excellent song, which I am sure is getting plenty of radio play. In short, I’ll listen to this, but for my money I’d still rather listen to Bleed American any day of the week.

The Queers - Back To The Basement (Asian Man Records)

It has been three long years since their last album "Munki Brain," and in that time there have been numerous “pop” tours that left Joe Queer longing for something a little more bare bones - the idea being that he would be able to play the entire new album live, unlike Munki Brain (where some songs didn’t translate.) And with that goal in mind, Joe succeeded. A lot of Queers fans might have a disappointed first reaction to this album, based on the rougher recording, gruffer vocals, and lack of frills; but I think the one thing that all Queers fans love is Joe’s knack of writing a catchy melody no matter what the song topic, and that is one element that is present throughout this album. "Back To The Basement" is evidently influenced by early Black Flag records, who are name dropped in the title track (as well as having their classic “White Minority” covered.) If you are looking for Joe to continue to try to channel Brian Wilson, you are listening to the wrong album; but if you want some classic fun punk attitude-driven Queers songs, this will be right up your alley. My personal favorite track is “Don’t Touch My Hat” but other standouts are “Pull Me Out Of It” and “I Knew GG When He Was A Wimp”. This is a definite grower for some Queers fans. but you just have to take it for what it is and enjoy it. If you can listen to this album and not have “Outta My Skull” stuck in your head for days afterwards, pop punk is not the genre for you.


NOFX - The Longest EP (Fat Wreck Chords)

In 30 songs and in a little bit over an hour’s worth of time, prolific punk band NOFX take you on journey through their career from 1987 to 2010 via their compilation tracks, various 7-inch records and other rare goodies serving as a continuation of their 2002 release 45 or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough to Go on Our Other Records. Chances are if you are an avid NOFX listener, you have heard most if not all of these tracks before; but this is also the first time that many of these songs are available on CD, so for all the new-age mp3 collectors, this is a great way to complete your NOFX mp3ography. This release is cool because it puts some of my favorite NOFX songs onto one CD, be it “Stranded” from The Longest Line, “You’re Wrong” from Never Trust A Hippy, the acoustic version of “My Orphan Years” from Cokie The Clown (which is a million times better than the album version,) and “Shut Up Already“ from The P.M.R.C. Can Suck On This. However, as this is a collection, I find it very appropriate that the artwork for this release is a collection of sorts as well, combining all of the characters featured on their other album covers into one. The Longest EP may not be the best starting point for a new NOFX listener, so for them I’d recommend their greatest hits album The Greatest Songs Ever Written By Us. In summation, this is another collection of songs you probably already own, but hey, at least it isn’t another live album.

STEWART – Kicks
(stewarttheband.com)

Stewart is a pop punk band from New York who I have never heard before even
though they have been a band for around 5 years now and I live in the same area as them. However I have seen their logo before and in numerous places which is weird because I can’t remember where or why, so when I got this album I wasn’t quite sure what to expect but immediately after putting it on I was relieved to find out that Stewart is in fact a super sweet female fronted band who play poppy summer hits which, if you know me is right up my alley. It is the kind of cool, accessible music that has people of all ages and backgrounds tuning in. From sophisticated thirty-somethings to surly teenager to even hip grandparents rocking a digital hearing aid -- everybody can appreciate this music. The opening track “Dance With Me” is probably my favorite on the album.

CAUSE A SCENE: Volume 1 NY & NJ Punk (Bright & Barrow Records)

Most of these tracks are already released but there is a fairly good chance you might discover a new band or two you’ve never heard before. However, as far as this album representing a “scene,” let me say this: Living in New York all my life and frequenting many punk shows, I have only heard of less than half of these bands, so I am not quite sure what scene we are talking about here. Then again, the album does make its point of exposing new bands. I just hope that this disc gets distributed thoroughly and word gets out about some of these bands, because the tracks from bands such as Project 27, House Boat, The Tattle Tales and The Measure (SA) will blow some new listeners out of the water. My main complaint is that this compilation wasn’t mastered together. It would have flowed much better; instead I feel like someone’s iPod is on shuffle and I am constantly adjusting the volume. All in all, this is very reminiscent of the D.I.Y. “Shut Up And Do It” compilation of New York and New Jersey bands from a few years ago, or even Crafty Records’ “NY vs. NJ” compilation; but the more word that gets out the better.

THE CREEPS - Follow You Home (It’s Alive Records)

Ottawa has recently put itself on the map of pop-punk havens placing alongside cities such as New York, Minneapolis and Gainesville. The main reason for this is the multitude of great bands coming out of the area and delivering some of the most heart felt pop punk one is to hear. The band leading the way is The Creeps, who over the years have released a handful of different releases on different labels and different formats; but with their latest 7 inch record on It’s Alive Records, The Creeps prove that they are no joke and that they are here to stay. With their pop harmonies and their dark three-chord rhythms, their sound is reminiscent to that of The Lillingtons or even times Ottawa’s other kings of pop punk, The Riptides. All four of these tracks are guaranteed to satisfy - however for me the standout track is “Ready Roll,” with the title track a very close second. This release comes heavily recommended from me and I also insist that you check out some of their back catalog as well, including their split with Fear Of Lipstick and their 2008 full length Lakeside Cabin.

GOOD MEN DIE LIKE DOGS (Tortilla Chip Records)

Coming from Arizona, Good Men Die Like Dogs is a pop punk band that comes jam-packed with gang vocal singalongs that are undoubtedly going to have you yearning to see them live so you can throw your arm around the drunk sweaty dude next to you and scream along to the catchy tunes. An easy comparison would be to other Tempe, Arizona inhabitants and recent up&comers Rumspringer or even to recent Epitaph Records signing Off With Their Heads. I simply cannot get enough of the last track “Westbound 10,” which is kind of cool since the rest of the album serves as one big build up that never lets me down. This release is worth it for the awesome black and white half and half vinyl that it comes on but there is no doubt in my mind that this Good Men Die Like Dogs release will be on your turntable for a very long time after purchasing it. It is that good.



THE CHALLENGED - Loaded Language (Rally Records)

Living in New York I got to be quite familiar with the Challenged and have developed a great deal of respect for them. The Challenged are a band that seem to never say to no to a show no matter where or with whom, they just show up, set up and rock. I also respect the Challenged for being a three-piece band and still having a full explosive sound that hits you like a ton of bricks every time they play a note. Well, anyway years ago I saw The Challenged in a small bar in Brooklyn and they gave me their demo CD and I instantly became obsessed with a song of theirs called “Blank Ammunition” ever since then I have been waiting for a new batch of recordings. Now it’s close to five years later and they are releasing their debut full-length album full of punk rock anthems in the vein of Pinhead Gunpowder, which is so well written and well produced that you feel like you are in their practice space with them going through the same emotions that lead singer Rob Suss is singing about. This CD should make plenty “best of” lists come year’s end, I know it will be on mine. Best part of the album for me is “Hook, Line and Sink Her” which has not only became my new favorite Challenged song it is also one of my new favorite punk rock songs of the past 10 years, and has found its way onto plenty of mix tapes and play lists that I have made since receiving this album. The album rules, the album art rules and The Challenged rule, you cannot lose.

THE NEW 45 - “I Think You’re Neat” (Knowhere Records)

My band The Boys Club was supposed to play with The New 45 twice (once in Brooklyn and once in New Jersey) and unfortunately we were not able to make either show which is extremely disappointing because the vibe I get from this release is that they would be tons of fun to watch live. The New 45 are a band from central Maine who play a familiar brand of pop punk similar to that of some of the old Mutant Pop bands, which comes off as snotty, sloppy and simple which when combined properly gives you one heck of a fun pop punk album. The only unsettling quality of this album for me is the mix, it doesn’t seem to be as powerful and hard hitting as it should be, however I think some of the songs make up for this such as “Candice Bubblegum” which is a fun poppy song that gives you exactly what you think of with a title like that as well as “I Wanna Suck Your Blood”, and their cover of The Outfield’s “I Don’t Wanna Lose Your Love Tonight” is fun and I bet makes for one of the greatest sing-a-longs during a live set.

THE DOPAMINES - Expect The Worst (Paper + Plastick)

To be honest the title of this cd - Expect The Worst - seemed appropriate at first because I really wasn’t expecting much out of this one. When The Dopamines first started out they sent me a demo, which I thoroughly enjoyed and made my hopes for the band really high; however when I purchased their debut album, I was left with a feeling of confusion. The songs seemed to be lacking and the singing patterns seemed like ill advised Blink-182 rip-offs, and the one song I enjoyed most had the exact singing pattern of a Toys That Kill song. This didn’t deter me fully; I then bought their “Soap and Lampshades” 7-inch and enjoyed the title track enough to not write them off completely. I then bought their two other releases and don’t remember listening to them too often, or at least not their side of the split releases. Any time their names came up in conversation I was immediately told how wrong I was in my assessment of this band and I always tried to shrug it off and say that if I saw them live, I am sure my perception of them will change because the simple songs do make for fun filled singalongs, so I always had that hope. However, when I received their latest effort in my mailbox to review, I was pleasantly surprised by how much they have grown as a band and how much their Midwestern sound has developed. Chances are if you have heard the Dopamines, you probably already love them; however this album is good enough to restore faith in me, one of the biggest doubters out there. I have became an instant fan of the opening track “HorseCop,” which I have had on repeat for long stretches at a time and have used on a recent mix tape. The dual vocals seem to mix more fluidly, and the production is as smooth as it can be for a punk band without making them seem like they are auditioning for MTV. A much recommended buy for fans of fun punk rock.

HARVEY MILK - A Small Turn Of Human Kindness (Hydra Head Records)

How does heavy metal still exist? Who listens to this junk? With songs averaging in the 5-minute range, it’s amazing anyone has the attention span to sit through slow Pantera riffs and horrible vocals for that long. The descriptive text on the press sheet says “The seven songs so subtly bleed together” and I agree some extent because it all sounds the same you can’t tell when one song ends and the next begins. You can hear better riffing at your local Guitar Center.

 

THE KYLE SOWASHES - Nobody (Anyway Records)

With a hint of Americana and pop, The Kyle Sowashes deliver an album that sounds like the hybrid baby of The Hold Steady, The Gaslight Anthem, Jimmy Eat World and Weezer. The only problems are that this release lacks the hooks that the aforementioned bands capitalized and got popular on. The vocals at time sound like the guy from Pansy Division, which I am getting a kick out of. Good background music I suppose, but I wouldn’t go out of my way to listen to this band, especially with such a horrid name.

THE TRANSGRESSIONS / THE SIDE PROJECT - “Stop Wasting My Time” 7 inch EP (Traffic Street Records)

When split releases come out, I rarely enjoy both sides and here I was expecting the same thing. I had previously heard both bands and have become a big fan of The Transgressions through their previous release on Rally Records (whose artwork has been parodied for this release, and looks great;) I had a release or two from The Side Project, but to be honest, they never really got much play time except for the “New Brain” 7 inch that had a song or two I enjoyed, along with their song about Jurassic Park. As expected, the Transgressions side rules here, with their song “Kidney Stones” being the standout track of the three. I don’t know what it is about them but I cannot get enough and I am super excited to see them live when they tour this fall. The Side Project kind of surprised me because I liked it more than I expected to. These songs are so much better written than their previous efforts. The first track on their side “20/200” is my favorite out of this batch and I think by putting this together with their last 7 inch, they’d have one pretty good release; but regardless, these songs have given me something more to look forward to from this band, because I am sure they will continue to get better with every release.

THE GOD DAMN DOO WOP BAND / VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL - “Covered” 7-inch EP (Traffic Street Records)

The God Damn Doo Wop Band are one of the most unique and amazing bands out there today. Their sound can be intuited from their name, but the way in which they craft their songs and nail the harmonies is an art form. I was lucky enough to see them when they toured in support of their debut album years ago and it was amazing. Vacation Bible School is a band which I’ve only really listened to and enjoyed their covers, be it on this release covering the GDDWB or on their tribute to the Vindictives (one of my favorite bands), so I wasn’t quite sure what to expect. The premise for this release is that each band contributes one new song and a cover of the other band. The God Damn Doo Wop Band’s original song for this release might be one of my favorite songs of 2010 called “Menage A Prom”. The harmonies they add to the VBS cover make it a fun listen as well. Vacation Bible School do a great cover of one of my favorite GDDWB songs which is cool but even cooler is their original - I am surprised how much I enjoyed it. Vacation Bible School sound great on this release but by far the standout is The God Damn Doo Wop Band.

MAKER – “I-91” EP (Animal Style Records/Either Or Records)

I have never heard of this band before but I wish this came out years ago when I was still listening to the likes of Saves The Day and Lifetime, because I am sure this would have been a staple then. The songs are good but this sound seems a little tired. I guess there is still a calling for this style of pop punk; but I mean, if I am going to listen to this sub genre of it you can bet your bottom dollar that it would be “Can’t Slow Down”/ “Through Being Cool”-era Saves The Day.


JUNIOR BATTLES – 7-inch EP (Square Up Records)

A friend of mine, Greg, the owner of Merman Records, recommended this Canadian band, which I thought was kind of weird since I don’t really listen to anything like this anymore. Junior Battles are a pop punk/melodic hardcore band and I don’t know what made Greg think that I would like this… but man, he was spot on. I loved this 7 inch from the moment it hit my record player. The guitar work is outstanding, the dual vocals are great and the lyrics are actually intelligible. “Major Label Bidding War” is my favorite song with its vocal line of “throw your friends in front of moving trains…” I cannot recommend this release enough; basically if you like any sort of punk rock, chances are you will find something you like in the Junior Battles. And hey, if you are not willing to spend the money to take a chance on a band you’ve never heard of before, you can download this release for free at ifyoumakeit.com but try to donate a buck or two and if you really like it, buy the 7 inch, the grey splatter vinyl looks great as does the cover art.


Delay - Plain Language LP (Salinas Records)

In 2007 when I first heard of this band I was relieved and excited to see that a bunch of kids around my age were out their playing music and living out most teenagers dreams of touring. There is something more endearing about watching a band that is in your age range rather than watching a bunch of tattered and torn rock stars. The best part about it was that their music was excellent too! For a three piece they fill out their sound incredibly and the energy that they bring; forget about it, there are few better. So as they progressed I continued to follow them; seeing them on tours, buying their releases, wearing their pin on my guitar strap. So when I heard they were to be releasing a new album I was immediately overjoyed and couldn’t wait for the release date, and this release did not disappoint. The song writing has gotten better, the musicianship has improved and gotten better, the lyrical content which was always great continued to develop and Delay came through with another outstanding release. If I had to pick a favorite track on this it would undoubtedly be “Hairband”, a track that has been used on many mix tapes and play lists that I have created since hearing it. My one and only criticism is a minor one, that would be the recording quality, although it is much better than previous releases and still sounds great I just kind of wish that the production would be a little bit better, I think that would put it over the top for me.

Victor! Fix The Sun - “Person Place Or Thing” (Friction Records)

First thing first, this vinyl is beautiful, nice dark red thick vinyl. I’ll be honest, just by the name of this band and the album artwork I kind of figured I wouldn’t be too crazy about this record, and although I was right there is still positive to speak of. The vocals are what ruins it for me, I can’t take the mix of spoken to screaming vocals. The positives here would most definitely be the guitar and drum work. The fast paced guitar licks and the driving yet creative percussion makes me wish there was a different vocalist, however, I am not quite sure if the type of vocals I enjoy would work with this style of Fugazi like instrumentation. Yet again this is another record that sounds very full for a three-piece band and that is something I will always tip my hat to.

Kamikaze “The Spirit Of Battle” (Soul Rebel Records)

Kamikaze another band featuring Fid of The Measure (SA), and they are band I am familiar with through the Rights To Assemble Compilation LP and truth be told they were not a band that stood out to me. If I had heard this band while I was in high school I’d most likely go bonkers over them but over the past five or so years I have nearly phased out the listening of all hardcore bands so this sound doesn’t really register for me anymore. But what it is, is fairly brutal hardcore that is stripped down to its core. The one thing that sets this band apart from the other hardcore bands that I used to listen to is that they do an excellent job arranging their songs to make it unpredictable and I think that is a key element to this sort of thrashy music.

The Loblaws / Sci Fi Nightmares “Split” (Killer Records)

Last year my two favorite 7 inch records were produced by these two bands individually so when I found that Killer Records was going to release a split record between the two bands I almost lost it. I feel like Killer Records caters solely to my tastes since I am a huge fan of each and every of their releases, but putting these two different styled pop punk bands on one piece of vinyl was genius. The Loblaws, a summery, poppy band that brings those sweet harmonies over their fun, smile producing songs contribute two songs that will you not be able to get out of your head for weeks. “Watch Out For Me” is one of my favorite tracks of the year and this has been an excellent year for punk music. On the other side we have The Sci Fi Nightmares, a band who reminds me of The Manges but go way beyond that sound by adding to it and eventually perfecting it. “Death Follows Her” is one of the catchiest pop punk songs I have heard in quite some time and the other track that they have on her is no slouch neither and always has me singing along. In my point of view this is the perfect record and you’d be greatly missing out if you did not own this. There are three color variations of this record and I own them all. Aren’t you jealous? Well you should be!

The Tarjas / The Chromosomes “Split” (Killer Records)

I haven’t heard of either of these European pop punk bands before but they are both toe tappingly great. I have no idea what language the Tarjas are singing in but one of the tracks is The Ramones “The KKK Took My Baby Away” (or “Karpon Hannu Mun Tyttoni Vei”) in their native language which actually really fun to listen to. I wish I knew what they were singing but its fun enough to make up words in my head for now. The Chromosomes, an Italian pop punk band that reminds me a little bit of Ruth’s Hat meaning that they are obviously heavily influenced by The Ramones, The Beach Boys and have a cool rock n roll sound mixing it all together. All in all, this is another great release by Killer Records hopefully getting the names of these great European pop punk bands names onto record players all around the world.

Snuggle! / No High 5s To Bullshit “Split 7” (1234 Go! Records)

Here is a split with two bands I never listened to before but sure have heard a lot about each band. It seems like all the people I talk to are really into at least one of these bands so I was very excited when I got the chance to give it a spin. Snuggle kind of remind me of The Monikers who are one of my favorites of the genre however it seems like something is missing with these Snuggle tracks. I think the music is too generic for me but the vocals help me forget. I also wish “Comin’ Up Aces” was a bit faster. In the end I really do enjoy both of these songs and will eventually look into hearing more from this band. No High 5s To Bullshit are fairly similar to Snuggle but not as memorable. I was actually little more excited to hear this band since it features members from The Shorebirds but what could ya do? If you have a beard, attend the No Idea fest, wear a lot of flannel and worship Dillinger Four you may already own this record, if you don’t and you fall under one or more of those categories do your self a favor and check this out, you’ll probably like it more than I do.


 

Deep Sleep - “Three Things At Once” (Grave Mistake Records)

About five or six years ago, I went through a phase where I was all about certain hardcore bands. Mostly the type of stuff that stayed true to the old school formula that bands like 7 Seconds set fourth for us. Bands like Bane, Champion and even Modern Life Is War were amongst momentary favorites, you know that no frills, rarely any breakdowns hardcore. It is in the breakdowns I lose interest. Deep Sleep deliver exactly that, fast, heartfelt songs that get to the point and end before you even know what hit you. Man I love it! The only thing is that as the title proclaims it is three things at once, which includes their material from the “You’re Screwed” 7inch, “Manic Euphoria” EP, and the “Paranoid Futures” EP. All of which I previously own, so not much new material here for me, but if you are missing any of those great dynamic releases from this Baltimore band, picking this up should be a no brainer. Also, try to see this band live they completely blew me away this summer when I saw them.

Into It. Over It. - “52 Weeks” (No Sleep Records)

Wow this is a great concept for a CD, or double CD I should say. A man with a guitar and some recording equipment writes and records one song a week for 52 weeks and what you get are 52 different songs covering the vast array of emotions. The music is directly up my alley but is definitely well put together, for fans of Brand New, Piebald and Alkaline Trio. My favorite part of this release is the booklet, it is very well put together and has lyrics to all the 52 songs and little pictures and diagrams to fill the voids. Great job, I only wish I could get into the songs a bit more.

Le Face “Isolation” (Dead Beat Records)

Oh man! The instrumentation was sounding so good until those vocals came in. Its like a 30 year old man trying to front a Germs type punk band but his voice cracks like he is going through puberty. Man, I hate instrumentals but I kind of wish this was one. Great song titles though, “Urinating Feet” & “Christian Cunt” among others. Get a new singer guys!

Mac Blackout “The Rabid Babies” (Dead Beat Records)

What do you get when you have a bad Jay Reatard impersonator fronting a middle school rock band with amateur Devo styled synth? You get Mac Blackout with their album “The Rabid Babies” on Dead Beat Records. This is terrible, in the first song he must have said “It’s the year of the rat” over fifty times. There is no excuse for this. Not pleased, I’ll have you know that.


Stigmata “The Wounds That Never Heal” (I Scream Records)

Just by looking at the name of both the band name, the title of the record and the artwork I could tell you I would not like this. It is sludgy metal with tons of riffing and double bass drumming. The lyrics are all cheesy and cynical. If you like listening to bad music and being depressed this album is for you.

Fed Up! “Live At CBGB” (United Riot Records)

Gotta love New York Hardcore! (Please not my sarcasm there). Before the first song even begins the singer begins a rant that starts like this…“Good to see all the skins here nice and early, drunk, high, whatever…”. In between every song he proclaims either “Old school” or “Skin Head” like it means something. The first two tracks are titled “Sick Fucks” and “Bitch Slap” respectively and they are both equally as horrible as the rest of this CD. For fans of other NYHC bands such as Madball or Agnostic Front I guess? Oi Oi Oi!

Transit “Stay Home” (Run For Cover Records)

Transit, the newest version of that melodic hardcore scene out of Boston deliver a six song ep that comes straight from the playbook of Set Your Goals. Completing the mix of screaming, chanting and singing this band seems to be a carbon copy of all the bands before, the only difference is that their drummer is actually really good but proves to be way too busy at times, especially over the run of the mill guitar work. I swear I have heard the opening to this first track before, it sounds exactly like that other song, but I casn’t put my finger on which one it is. If you can figure it out please get back to me. If you like bands like Set Your Goals, A New Found Glory and all of those others this is probably a great album and will be right up your alley. If not this is a pass.

CarCrashLander “Mountains On Our Backs” (Jealous Butcher)

I have no idea what to expect from this, starts off a bit hectic but then slows down to a slow crawl with a flowing bass line and almost spoken lyrics. I can’t tell if I hate this or if I am indifferent towards it. There is no doubting that they are good at their instruments, but the songs just are not interesting or captivating. I can’t even label this into a genre, what is it? I do not know, nor do I care much. Also there is never a need for an opening track to be over eight minutes long. You hear me? Never!

Frankenstein 3000 “Where Do We Go From Here?” (Main Man Records)

I have had enough of this cheesy rock n roll crap. If you aren’t going to do something new why bother. Every song is a sub par version of an older song, no hooks what so ever, what’s the point? Also the embarrassing cover of Elvis Costello’s “Green Shirt” was a bad idea, but I’ll pretend that didn’t really happen.

The Cold Beat “Dumbwaiter” (Self Released)

What do we have here? Is it Boston’s answer to The Replacements? Maybe. Simple songs with heart felt lyrics spit from the mouth of a Bostonian with a sad story to share. The only problem here is that they are not The Replacements and no matter how much I can enjoy this I will always crawl back to my record player to give “Sorry Ma” its weekly spin. There is an ex-member of the Jade Tree band Lock and Key somewhere in this band, to him I’d like to say sorry dude, but I think I like Lock and Key much better. Not a bad album, just not great, but I do know I’d love to watch this band rock out in a small bar, that I can tell would be excellent.

Sea Sick Music “Shark Speed” (Self Released)

By the looks of the cover and the band name I was expecting this to be a speed metal album. Boy I could not have been anymore wrong. The album opens with light horns for a few stanzas and then the rest of the band comes in accompanied by Dent May sounding vocals. I didn’t know Utah was now in the United Kingdom and people spoke with such heavy British accents there. I guess we learn something new everyday, this album would be kind of cool, but now these vocals are going to kill me before the music puts me to sleep. So if you like your fake British rock and your dance beats this might be the album for you, if not just go buy Dent May’s latest album and listen to him croon over is ukulele.

The Ghost Is Dancing “Battles On” (Sonic Unyon)

Aside from having one terrible, down right awful band name, it is safe to say that The Ghost Is Dancing know how to write some pretty decent pop hooks. A better name for this band might be Modest Mouse Jr. but hey who is to judge. I am really enjoying the overall production of this album more than the songs themselves maybe that is saying something? Maybe not. Going along with some of my pet peeves though this band includes dance beats and a song that is over eight minutes, and I know I have said it before and I’ll say it again; there is never a need for an opening track to be over eight minutes long. You hear me? Never!

Burning Image “Fantasma” (Alternative Tentacles)

Is it wrong for me to hope that everything and anything that Alternative Tentacles releases will sound like “Bedtime For Democracy”? This sounds like the exact opposite of that, slow turning goth rock comparable to what I’d imagine Nine Inch Nails to sound like. I love Jello Biafra’s music, just maybe not his taste in music.

Dredg “The Pariah, The Parrot, The Delusion” (Self Released)

I usually don’t like digi-packs because they are usually made cheap and break really easily, however this package looks great. From the looks of the cover art I am expecting some southern hard rock, since the artwork kind of reminds me of the band Down’s artwork, and if you know who Down is it’ll make sense. With all of my Phil Anselmo reference’s aside Dredg sounds nothing like what I described above. Their music proves to be a more technical version of what the Rx Bandits have been doing lately, lots of instruments and weird recording techniques coming together to create long drawn out songs where the message is lost in its jumble. Also it is very rare these days for an album to run over an hours time, but this does it and I will personally congratulate anyone who can sit through this for that long.

The Blackout “The Best In Town” (Epitaph Records)

Another well put together digi-pack with multiple panels. I see these things getting more and more popular before my very eyes. The reason why this looks real good is because it is covered in Tim Burton-esque cartoon paintings that contain what I imagine to be some of the bands favorite lyrics. Now, to the music! What we have here is an amaped up and riffing out of control over screamed vocals, but then the tides turn the music slows and now he is singing. I wish they’d just make up their minds instead of being a bunch of flip-floppers. I can’t stand that, damn flip-floppers. If you want this I am sure you’ll be able to find it in your local Hot Topic, just look behind the fat girls dressed in all black.

The Sorely Trying Days “Survival Mode” (Useless World Records)

Is there a competition that I don’t know about where the band with the worst name wins a prize? If so this band gets my vote. Hahah! Even better, their name when using the initials is The STDs. This can’t get any better! Oh wait it just did, they are from Kokomo. Haha there is actually a place called Kokomo in Indiana. Wow. Husker Du Midwestern rock mixed with bro-dude hardcore is what we have here, and let me fill you in on a little secret, this is not a good mix of sounds. I give up.

Only Thieves “Greetings From Levy Park, T. L. H.” (Self Released)

This is beginning to remind me of the middle Against Me!. Not the straight forward early stuff, but not quite the complicated newer stuff, but somewhere in the middle? Did Against Me! Even have an album like that? I don’t think so I remember it being a pretty drastic change. The first song “Hammered For The Holidays” is great, great enough to make the rest of the album worthwhile. Take my advice and take a chance on this, I think you’ll be surprised, I sure am.

Goonies Never Say Die “In A Forest With Out Trees” (Deep Elm Records)

Yeesh! Another horrible band name, The Goonies was a great movie but no need to name a band after them. The best musical thing dealing with The Goonies was Cyndi Lauper’s song for the movie “Goonies Are Good Enough”, now that’s a jam! I digress, here we have songs that are way too long and that have no vocals. Frickin’ instrumentals dude! How am I supposed to sing along if there are no words? The obvious comparison is Explosions In The Sky, and that is about all I know of instrumental music. Could be cool reading or studying music. Definitely good for the background!

Rich White Males “We’ve Come To Kick Ass And Play Bubblegum” (Cheapskate Records)

This may just be right up my alley. Simple three-chord Ramonescore music featuring Dangerous Dave (of The Queers and The Bugs) that is so catchy you’ll find yourself singing along before the first song finishes. Being that one of my favorite Queers record is “Beyond The Valley Of The Assfuckers” this is perfect for me. I’d definitely recommend this for fans of the grittier pop punk ala early Queers, Vindictives or Sloppy Seconds. Now the question is which do I like more this or The Bugs? And the answer is they are both totally kick ass. I am hoping this band comes to the east coast sometime in the near future so I can sing along and pump my fist to all the songs.

The Gateway District “Sometimes You Get The Thunder” (It’s Alive Records)

A few years ago I took a chance on a 7inch record from a band from Minnesota not knowing what to expect and it was excellent. This 7inch was by The Gateway District it was so good and never left my turntable but I was worried I’d never get any new material out of them due to the fact that they were all in other excellent bands. Consisting of members of bands such as The Soviettes, Dear Landlord, Off With Their Heads, Banner Pilot and my personal favorite from Minnesota Banner Pilot you could call this an all-star band, but whatever you call it don’t call it a side project because this band is the real deal. Also I believe they are touring again real soon so you better make sure you go see them, because you are sure to regret it if you do. Like all things from It’s Alive Records, you know you will be getting high quality in terms of music as well as the finished product its self. Each band member contributes his or her own artwork to accompany their songs in the liner notes in the cd and the orange vinyl would look great in any record collection. For this review I have been thinking of choosing which song is my favorite but it seems like the more I think about it the more I change my mind because they are all great, however for this review I am going to say the standout track for right now is the opening number “Keeps Track Of The Time”, but if you ask me again in 5 minutes I’ll give you another. So good!

Dan Webb And The Spiders “Self Titled” (Self Released)

Decent Boston tinged pub songs here, the only things keeping them from being good or great is the quality of the recording and the simplicity of the songs, that dynamic duo leads to me losing interest a lot of the time. That said, I would not be upset if I was hanging at a bar in Boston and this band took a small stage and started to rock. However the chances of me being in a bar in Boston anytime soon is a long shot.



Merman Records Presents: Sea Creatures #1 (Merman Records)

This is the first installment of a four way split series that I am very excited to watch grow. It’s also Merman Records’ first release, and an excellent one at that. The artwork is some of my favorite that I have seen in a while, and fits the release accurately. When I first started writing reviews for Jersey Beat about two years ago, I received a 7-inch from the first band on this split, Fear Of Lipstick, and just as I enjoyed their fun punk-rock-n-roll songs then, this new song just adds to evidence that Fear Of Lipstick isn’t just some half-assed side project group. The Roman Line is a band I wasn’t too familiar with prior to this release, but I will definitely be checking out more stuff from them in the near future. Reagle Beagle is a band that I wasn’t to sure about. I bought their full length on Rally Records and wasn’t too impressed, aside from the song they did with Joe Queer, so I was kind of hoping this would restore my faith in them. But this song seems to be the only track on this release that is skipworthy. Lastly, the Neutron Bombs song is really fun but the intro reminds me of a Screeching Weasel song but I can’t put my finger on. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mean to call them a Screeching Weasel ripoff band, because aside from those few notes, they aren’t all that comparable. The Neutron Bombs have their own well-thought-out and distinct sound. On compilations, there’s usually about 75% crap and 25% decent stuff, but Merman Records deliver 75% awesomeness and 25% decency. Not a bad start at all for a new record label. Here’s to many more releases!

BARRAKUDA McMURDER - “Slow Crawl” EP (It’s Alive / House Party Records)

Barrakuda McMurder is Grath Madden’s first release post-Steinways, and needless to say it is a great, great record. You still have his fun lyrics accompanied by catchy singing, only everything here seems to be a bit more mature and better executed than some of the stuff from The Steinways years. Each of the four songs brings something new to the table and there isn’t a single track that I would ever skip, but “The Royal You” has to be my favorite song here (and maybe even one of my favorite songs of the year.) I mean, hey, it’s already June and this is still my favorite 7-inch release of the year and it seems to be holding up well. The only concern is that you better get your hands on a copy before it sells out because it is sure to do so, and you don’t want to have to wait for the second pressing.

DEAR LANDLORD - Dream Homes (No Idea Records)

I don’t usually do this but I am going to start this review off with a short anecdote. The year is 2004, I believe; it is a blazing hot Memorial Day in our city on the beach, and there is a punk rock show going on in my friend’s basement showcasing bands that I had heard little to none of at the time (but are now some of my favorites.) We are all crammed in a small basement with short ceilings, it is so hot down there that it seems that the room is sweating, and we are mopping the floors after each set. Bands such as The John Stamos Project and Bent Outta Shape play, and I am loving life. I dare not leave my spot even if I haven’t yet heard of the two bands who are about to play, one called Rivethead from MPLS and the other The Copyrights from Carbondale, Illinois. Those two sets flew by and I was left standing there with my mouth hanging wide open. I quickly made it over to the merch table where I bought anything I could get my hands on, which left me with a 7-inch from Rivethead and a CD from The Copyrights (We Didn’t Come Here To Die, which I think is still their best album). So in 2007, three years after I first saw these bands, I heard they were combining forces for a band called Dear Landlord. I knew they could do almost no wrong and to this day I still believe I am right. I immediately bought their first 7inch split with the Chinese Telephones and fell in love with it, and even reviewed it for Jersey Beat when I first started out as a writer. I then got the split with Off With Their Heads and thought that was brilliant as well. However, the past is the past and the future is now and Dear Landlord is releasing their full-length album on No Idea Records… and it is outstanding from the first note till the last. You have a rerecorded version of one song off of each of those splits (which sound incredible) plus 12 brand new songs that will have you in punk rock heaven in no time. Picking your favorite track off of this album is like picking a favorite child; it will be impossible because you love them all equally, because they each have so much going for them. This album is in the running for the best record of the year in my book and I think you’d be a real dummy not to pick this up; and if you don’t love it, you should turn in your ears because you probably aren’t using them correctly. In summation; Dear Landlord’s Dream Homes is an instant punk rock masterpiece.

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