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REVIEWS BY CHRIS MATTERN


Noise By Numbers – Yeah, Whatever... - Asian Man Records

Fronted by the inimitable Dan Schafer, known to the world as the one and only Dan Vapid, Noise By Numbers does a good job of tapping into the Husker Du, Replacements influenced style of punk rock without falling off the edge into the world of Emo. Being a fan of most things Vapid, I personally enjoyed listening to him venture into a new land in the world of pop and once again walk out it's king. The band is rounded out with a solid line up of Jeff Dean on guitar, Rich Uncapher on Bass and Neil Hennessy on drums and backing vocals. The songs are all credited to Schaffer/Dean and it's safe to say that the duo did a great job of putting together a group of songs that would hold onto the familiar feeling of Schafer's previous output without failing to sound new and interesting. This album has a melodic almost emo feel, but it has balls too. I'd suggest it to anyone that feels that the aggression and angst of punk rock is only complimented with a little bit of melody. “Seventeen on the Wayside” and “Paris in September” are my favorites, but the entire album is strong.

Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine – The Audacity of Hype – Alternative Tentacles

First things first, a big “Fuck Yeah” goes out to Jello Biafra for NOT doing something that fans of The Dead Kennedy's would be totally alienated by. No Spoken word, or silly lounge music here. Jello has left the standup to Henry and delivered a kick ass punk rock record, that aside from the annoying song lengths, is just as good if not better than anything the DK's did in their hey day. Thats Right. I said it.
The band comprised of of Ralph Spight, on guitar and keyboard, Billy Gould on Bass, Kimo Ball on guitar, and John Weis on drums is damn good, and pulls off the obviously intentional DK style in a much more polished and precise manner that still has plenty of dirt under it's nails. From the production end this album sounds perfect on everything I have played it on. The songs are great, the packaging (I'm such a sucker for a nice product) is cool with great art and a nice fold out color poster. Lyrically the album is everything you would expect from Mr Biafra where in he tackles an array of political issues that the country has faced in the last decade. As far as delivering a good performance vocally, Jello's voice hasn't lost anything. His immortal flamboyant sneer and dramatic vibrato is as in tact today as it was when he recorded “Too Drunk To Fuck” I think the nicest thing I can say about this record, is that not only will it appeal to the older DK fans, but it has the potential to open a window to the past for the kids of this generation.

Various Artists – No Idea Fest 08 2009 Sampler – No Idea Records

What we have here is a compilation record featuring some of the great bands that have been involved with No Idea records and Fest 8 this year. Some of the songs are good and some are not so good, but for the most part it's a pretty solid 33 song compilation record, featuring bands from all different walks of the punk rock life. Young Livers, FIYA, Bridge and Tunnel, Dear Landlord, Psyched To Die, and many more. Most, if not all of these songs are previously released so it doesn't do much for me in the sense that some of the best compilations I have ever gotten have been purchased so I could get one specific, exclusive to the comp, by a band that I really like. I can't count the bands I have gotten into because of that exact scenario.. but that has nothing to do to this comp, and I'm not bitching because these people send kick ass CD's every month. Solid comp. Get it.

The Len Price 3 – Pictures – Wickedcoolrecords

This is terrible shit. Outright awful. This band sucks, and I'll tell ya why. Because they suck...thats why.
The Len Price 3 are yet another band tapping into the Beatles and Byrds, British Invasion retro sound, and they suck at it. Paul McCartney sounding vocal lines, with perfectly executed backup harmony's over some jangly chords, with absolutely none of the grit and shuffle that is a requirement for approval by yours truly. If I wanted to listen to Wings (and I DONT) I would listen to Wings (not likely). If your gonna suck it's best that you suck originally and this band doesn't. I can see them with the little wigs and silly suits at the block party doing “I Saw Her Standing There” for the dancing elementary school kids.

NOFX - “Cokie The Clown EP” - Fat Wreck – Chords

This is a cool EP by one of my favorite bands. I have to say that the title track is absolutely terrible. When I saw NOFX this fall at Riot Fest in Chicago, they did this song live for the first time, and I remember thinking it was terrible, but cutting them some slack because it seemed to have been just slapped together. All and all it really is terrible. However the other songs on this EP are awesome. I love how this band can manage to play simple punk rock so technically. These days it seems that a lot of punk bands have regressed into the “Ramones – Core” three chord formula, or are taking themselves WAY too seriously. It's good to see a band that can play with the best of them and still write fun songs. The song “My Orphan Year” done acoustically is a hit in my book even though a certain editor for a certain website that I write for says it “borders on bad emo” Did they use a cheap pitch shift or do something in the studio to make Eric Melvin's voice sound so digital?

Lawrence Arms – “Buttsweat and Tears” - Fat Wreck Chords

I commend Fat Mike. He does what he wants, he signs the bands that he likes, he signs bands that he has fun with. “Fuck yeah!”to him. However, he apparently doesn't care if the bands are any good because I haven't given a positive non NOFX review for a Fat release since the Loved Ones earlier in the year. (That band Pour Habit is pretty cool though.) I have to say I go into this release a little bit biased. Brenden Kelly was kind of a high school hero for my friends and I. Slapstick (and in a lesser sense The Broadways)was one of the band whose music was playing in the background of my teenage years. In one form or another, Brenden's voice was part of the soundtrack for some of the best (and worst) days of my life. I think Brenden's voice is awesome on anything he does really, but I'm so sick and tired of hearing people kiss the guys ass like he's the messiah of college town punk rock. I'm sorry, but that is exactly the kind of music that Chicago's Lawrence Arms make; dime a dozen pop music for “lost” (read: financed) 20 somethings with silly haircuts ruining bars they don't belong in. The songs are perfectly constructed and boring, dialed in for radio length, and produced to the point that even the familiar grit that made Brenden Kelly's voice one of the most memorable in punk rock is gone. This record can kiss my fucking ass. Hope this doesn't get me beat up in Carbondale, but I'm sure it's going to get a couple football players laid.

I Love Rich - “Seasons Of The Rich” EP – Self Released

I like this band a lot. I Love Rich play fun pop metal, reminiscent of big hair, spandex, and hot chicks humping the hood of a Trans Am. This is simply fun music, and I feel to analyze it and pick it apart would be a crime. Featuring Chuck E. Sleeze, otherwise known as Chuck Uchida of No Empathy, the record immediately caught my interest. The band is solid, the songs are fun, and with titles like “Let's Fuck all Night”, “Im Only Here Cuz Your Sister Said No” and “Everybody's Getting Laid Tonight” you can't go wrong. One word: Fun.

The Fire Bombing – Self Titled – www.myspace.com/thefirebombing

This is a cool little DIY release. I can't say it's super interesting, ground breaking, or mind blowing. It's not all that original either. But it isn't bad. I've just heard about a billion bands over the years that sound exactly like this. Good effort, but it really didn't make me want to get out of my seat. I'm not sure even who to compare this band too. It's run of the mill punk rock, but thats not always a bad thing. I might love this CD in a week. (Sidenote: A week has past and I do not love this record)

Worn In Red – In the offing – No Idea Records

Worn in Red is one of the few “modern” hardcore bands that impress me. Brenden Murphey's voice is pretty standard as far as “hardcore” bands these days go, and is really the only major turn off for me. A lot of bands coming from the Virginia area have a similar sound as Worn In Red, however, what makes these guys stick out is their ability to venture into the area of “melodic hardcore” without sounding like a whiny ass emo band. I give it a thumbs sideways. I like some of it, I can do without the rest.

 

No Friends – Self Titled – No Idea Records

Featuring members of Municipal Waste, New Mexican Disaster Squad, Gatorface, and Virgins, No Friends one thousand percent kick ass. Finally a band calling themselves “hardcore” that doesn't make my face scrunch up to the thought “this is hardcore? Really?” If you like real hardcore, as in hardcore punk. (IE – Decendents, Minor Threat, Black Flag, Gorilla Biscuits) than you will like this record a lot. The coolest thing about it was looking up after only a few minutes and realizing that I was already on the 4th track. In a time and day when everyone wants to call themselves hardcore, but sound and feel nothing like the bands that the term “hardcore” invokes thoughts of, it's as refreshing as it gets to hear a band that finally has the goods and the energy to slap the term hardcore on themselves. Fuck yeah to these guys. We need more bands like this to set the damn kids these days straight. “Sans Opinions” is the best song ever. (ever)

Dead To Me - African Elephants – Fat Wreck Chords

This record is hit or miss. Dead To Me do a great job with the pop punk tunes on the record and I love every last one of them, however on the tunes that they decided to venture out into more experimental genre's they just totally lose my interest. They have a great sound that reminds me of old No Use For A Name on tracks like “Nuttin Runnin Through My Brain” and “Fell Right In” and pretty much totally blow on tracks like “California Sun” and “X.” Sadly, the good half is absolutely fucking mind blowing, and the bad is super bad (worse than Bad Religion. Really.) This record is very west coast sounding, and you can hear a lot of Sublime influence on most of the tracks that I happen to not like. Like I said, it's Hit or Miss. Kind of like Fat Wreck Chords these days.

Star Fucking Hipsters – Never Rest in Piece – Alternative Tentacles

This band is trying to be interesting, and as a result they suck. Nothing on this record is catchy. Not a single damn hook that flows smoothly. The vocals are absolutely terrible, like someone chopped off the cookie monsters balls. This vocalist, whose sex is unidentifiable, defines awful and takes it to a new level. Everytime he/she opens his/her mouth it's like Nails going down a chalk board. There are like 17 people in the fucking band too! The lyrics are all “thought provoking” (Read:Boring) and the band is trying so hard to be “unique” that they completely miss the point and totally lose my interest. Star Fucking Hipsters are a bad band and Never Rest In Peace is a fucking horrible record. Next.

CoCoComa – Things Are Not All Right – Goner Records

This is a good record for fans of catchy pop. In each of these songs, you can hear one part Ramones, one part Stooges, and one part Velvet Underground, tied together and personalized into one pop masterpiece by this Memphis based power trio. Johnny Thundersesque, guitars, layered with some of the sweetest, stickiest bubble gum vocals I have heard, and most importantly infectious hooks that you won't forget. I would suggest this record to anyone that grew up in the back seat of their parents car listening to the oldies station, as some of these tunes will take you back to beautiful simplicity that made rock n roll special. Thumbs up to Bill Roe, Lisa Roe, and Mike Fitzpatrick.

Snacktruck – Spacial Findings, 1 -7 – Rorschach Records

This is an instrumental. If you like space sounds and emo and can pay attention to something for seven fucking minutes while nothing exciting happens this record is right up your alley. Can I have the last 20 minutes of my life back now?

ZINE REVIEWS

Razorcake # 53

I really like these guys! Razorcake puts out a nice product, filled with all kinds of great columns, reviews, features, and news. Not to mention they have some of the best damn add rates (cutting MRR's almost in HALF) and if you havn't noticed, the rag is getting hot, and replacing the boring and stagnant recent issues of MRR on coffee tables and in book bags around the country. It's about damn time too!
Issue #53 features 13 columns that vary from the whacky life of Reverend Norb to the thoughts and views on living in Bangladesh and returning to America by Amy Adoyzie. Six features, two of which really caught my interest, a story on No Bunny and a very informative article on Artcore Fanzine. The reviews are fun too! (Not as current as us here at Jersey Beat of course, but still fun) A year subscription is only 16.50, and like I said before the add rates are awesome. Razorcake Rules.

Dagger # 42

I liked this zine. Not a lot of adds and a lot of words, which is really cool. At first look I was thinking it was a little short, but I soon realized that the adds were few and far between. Mostly interviews and reviews, which is also cool, with a cool Mummies cover. The editor of the zine seems to have had a child, and the life of Dagger in it's print form sounds shaky at best, but kids grow and demand less attention in time, so keep looking for it in the future, it's a cool little zine if you ask me. Keep it up!

Chris Mattern's top 10 for 2009

Vortis - Self Titled
Psyched to Die – Year One
Pink Lincolns – Back From The Pink Rom (reissue)
Dear Landlord – Dream Homes
Das Kapital - Self Titled EP
No Friends – Self Titled
Accelorators – Ready Set Go
The Taxpayers – A Rhythm in Cages
NOFX – Coaster
Pinhead Gunpowder – Kick Over The Traces


Hoods – Pit Beast (I Scream Records)

“A call to arms for all those who have grown tired of watching the hardcore scene being exploited and bastardized... ” Well.. to be honest with ya, I actually find this record to be a a perfect example of the exploitation and bastardization of hardcore. This is metal, and bad metal at that. With lyrics like “You cast the first stone and ran like a bitch.. why don't you stand up and fight!” and “Emo kids crying, fashion victims dying, Punk Rockers Moshing, sXs kids are fighting, skins are looking hard at the edge of the pit, all the ladies in the front are showing their tits... fists are swinging, beers were drinking, lets stop thinking, lets get drunk and start a fight, lets get drunk and party tonight.” it is quite obvious that we are dealing with a bunch of GED students and inbreds here. More over glorified bullshit about “the hardcore way” layered over generic metal and that stupid growling crap. Quit it, you.

Lights Out – Destroy Create (Dead Beat Records)

Germany's Lights Out are definitely a hit in my book Destroy/Create is a the perfect offering of 14 catchy, energetic pop tunes in 22 minutes. Lights Out definitely tip their hat to early American West Coast and DC Hardcore, but they do it in a manner that reminds you of the Dickies. Every song on this CD is just as good as the last and they all kick ass. All these “hardcore kids” running around the suburbs these days need to be tied to a chair and forced to listen to this until they forget about all that chest beating heavy metal. I'd suggest this to anyone that is into fast, angry, energetic, punk rock. This stuff is “Kick Ass Core.”

Young Hearts – Nowhere Kids (myspace.com/youngheartsattack)

The Young Hearts are pretty kick ass. “The Nowhere Kids EP” features 7 upbeat, backup vocal heavy rockers, that will get you out of your seat on the first play. With infectious riff heavy guitar lines, and throat shredding vocals, the band often times dances into an “almost emo” area that I tend to be turned off by, but they never sound whiny so it doesn't throw me into a “quit your damn crying already” rant. Great songs, featuring great musicianship, and some traditional “emotional rock” trappings, pulled off in a poppy upbeat, and often times sleazy manner.

Adams Dagger – The Ripper EP (Durty Mick Records)

I really enjoyed this record. Adam's Dagger based out of Long Beach California are no west coast pussies. The Ripper EP features four kick ass song played in a sludgy dark style of punk rock that at any times can take off headfirst into blast beat Chaos. Catchy gang vocal based chorus's and songs titles like “Hot Dog Down A Hallway” make this a cool record to add to the collection. Four tunes, full color cover, limited edition clear with red splatter vinyl, and a nice plastic download card with cool artwork on it makes the Ripper EP not just a killer record, but a cool product too! At a suggested retail price of a little less than 7 dollars, this record is worth every penny. Check it out!!!


The Mostly Dead – "Slightly" EP (Mighty Science Records)

I LOVE this record! The Mostly Dead play straight forward kick ass rock n roll in a no less than explosive manner. Coming to us from Washington DC The Mostly Dead do nothing to hide their hardcore roots, but definitely take things a step further without falling into the “post hardcore” trap. “Slightly” features 6 high energy songs that are interesting and breathtakingly urgent at the same time. This record is over before you sit down, so you mght as well just dance in front of the stereo because you will be flipping it all night long. Mighty Science Records has also released the “Alive EP” and I'd really like to hear it (hint ship to – Jersey Beat attn Chris Mattern.)

 

TOK – Long Tall Cobra Box (Independent Release)

Half this album is terrible shit and the other half is pretty decent. Remember in 93/94 when the final remnants of the 80's hair metal scene put out “Grundge” and “Alternative” records in a pitiful final attempt at holding onto the days of wiping their asses with 20 dollar bills? Half of this record sounds like one of those records. The other half shows us a band that can destroy standard rock n roll and build it into something traditional but unique at the same time. I'm not sure if the good outweighs the bad, but I personally will be throwing it in the free box at my next show. Thumbs sideways?! - - If they kicked CC Deville out of the band and kept the tempo up these guys might rock..

The Killer – Not all who are lost.... (Organized Crime Records)

Now I've fucking had it. “This is Chicago Hardcore” the press sheet reads! DAMN YOU HEAVY METAL!!! YOU CANT TAKE HARDCORE!! YOU CANNOT WRESTLE IT AWAY FROM ME!!! The term HARDCORE belongs to PUNK and that is that. I'm not having this shit anymore. Every time I see “Hardcore” in a press sheet I feel the need to throw the thing in the garbage before I listen to it. Where do you get double bass and Phil Anselmo impersonations from “Nervous Breakdown?”
And CHICAGO HARDCORE at that.. now you are going after my home town? How dare you equate this heavy metal crap with the likes of Articles of Faith, Naked Raygun, The Effigies, Bhopal Stiffs, Strike Under, Los Crudos, Life Sentence and the hundreds of other bands that have been a part of what is known as  Chicago hardcore. The best description I've ever heard for Chicago Hardcore is “not quite punk, not quite hardcore” and this band sounds like fucking Hatebreed. Take your sorry asses over to the Victory site.

Nightmare Of You – Infomaniac (The Bevonshire Label)

New York's Nightmare of You write great pop songs. The first track “Good Morning Waster” is a folky acoustic ballad that leaves you wondering where the album is going to take you (and makes you go.. thats NOT a girl singing?). As you move into the 2nd track “Eustacia Vye” you are introduced to a band that can whip out beautiful pop tunes reminiscent of post beatles Paul McCartney, (and I'm not even sure if that is a compliment or a diss...) but with a jazzy vibe which tends to remind me of the lighter side of The Vines first record. These goes don't suck, but they lack a lot of energy for my tastes. Check em out at www.myspace.com.nightmareofyou and decided for yourself.

Gallows – Grey Britain (Sire Records)

10 seconds into the first song I was shaking my head going “no... not more of this shit” I was shaking my head in dismay at the thought of forcing my self through another “hardcore” record. A minute into the song I was bobbing my head along and on the brink of dancing across my room. Yes, these guys can play, and while they do have a metal aspect to them, in the sense that they are great players, the recording shows they definitely drip of punk rock. You don't get the vibe off this band like they are showing off their chops. Gallows can play for sure, but at the same time they can construct complex songs that never get boring. This bands energy is 100 percent undeniable even if I pretty much despise 99 percent of the bands that sound similar to them. Grey Britain kicks ass.


Hot Water Music – No Division (No Idea) Reissue

For those of you that have read my reviews, you hear me constantly referring to a point in time when Emo didn't suck. I tend to repeatedly point out that the saddest thing about what has been tagged as “Emo” is that the roots of the sound were very cool. Interestingly enough, at a time when the genre they can be considered pioneers of is seeing massive amounts of commercial success and attention, Hot Water Music alumni Chris Wollard and Chuck Ragan have abandoned the entire deal for a more folk/bluegrass approach to things. This look back at what these acoustic guitar-wielding road warriors were doing in the past was pretty interesting to me, a guy that has heard their recent stuff but had no clue that they were doing this kind of thing in years past. Hot Water Music's No Division hits the nail on the head as far as “the style formerly known as emo” goes. Energetic throat shredding vocals on top of melodic punk rock with a little musicianship isn't always a bad thing, and this disc proves it. From first track to last, Hot Water Music delivers nothing but energy. I don't know what this band sounds like today, and I don't know what they sounded like before this record, but I like this particular CD a lot.

Fashion Bomb – Devils to Some Angels to Others (Full Effect Records)

Generally, NOT my thing, but Fashion Bomb reminds me of why I used to listen to Metal when I was a kid. Chicago's Fashion Bomb play a style of Industrial that doesn't forget about the instruments that we all know and love. My biggest turn off when it comes to this style is usually the lack of guitar, bass, and drums. While I'm sure the drums are electronic, they at least sound like hi hat, symbols, snare etc etc. I guess my point is that this isn't dance music for sissies with cutting issues, it's metal with tastefully applied sampled in sounds and a little bit of studio magic. From the opening track “SS” to the sassy riff based chaos of “Avarice,” Devils to Some Angels to Others is a damn good record. I love a metal band that knows how to put together a break down without sounding A. like showoffs or B. grinding repetitive and boring, and Fashion Bomb proves that they know how to settle into the pocket and punch you in the teeth with mosh pit inspiring thrash metal madness. The guitar player doesn't get overly technical and send me into a “kill Joe Satriani” rant, but he doesn't bore you either. I like the way Fashion Bomb takes on a traditionally technical style, and does it with a sense of simplicity and tops it off with a killer sense of rhythm to complicate things. On top of it all Fashion Bomb knows that the pop hook can rock, and Devils to Some Angels to Others is full of great sing along choruses. You can catch these guys in the Chicago area regularly, and their current live drummer is the best damn rock drummer in the Chicago area and beyond. So check these guys out if you get the chance. Also, their pictures give me the willies.


North Lincoln – Midwestern Blood (No Idea)

This record bored the shit right out of me..... really. North Lincoln owes me a new set of britches.



Yesterdays Ring – Diamonds in the Ditch (Suburban Home)

This stuff kicks ass in a major cool fucking way! You got that? You better have. The first track “Moving Out (too Florida)” opens up sounding like a fast paced rockabilly act, and within 10 seconds the introduction of horns takes the band into a style that reminds you of the late 90's swing resurgence. Half the album is full of slow thought provoking ballads, delivered with Hugo Murdie's raspy vocals and great hooks that give even Tim Barry a run for his money, while the other half features a boot stomping, beer drinking, punk, swing, rockabilly, western hybrid, that I find to be absolutely addicting. “Moving Back(to Montreal)” and “Quebec City Blues” will have your foot tapping before you know it, while “Punks Not Dead... It's Just Sleeping” and “Email From Lucie” will have you starring into a glass looking for answers. “Roses” is one of the best songs I have heard in years, and “They Ought To Name A Drink After Me” damn well should be the bar hit of 2009. Diamonds In the Ditch is one of those great albums that at first listen, you can't bring yourself to go back and listen to a song you liked, because the song that you are hearing is just as good as the last. Diamond in the Ditch is the best thing Suburban Home has sent my way since Tim Barry's Manchester, and I'm personally very excited to get started backtracking to find the band's other stuff. Who would have thought! Leave it to a bunch of Canucks to be the first band with the words “Alternative Country” in their press sheet to impress me. What the fuck do the Canadians know about ho downs, bourbon, tumble weed and …......Billy Corgon? Weird.

Forced Anger – Vs..... (Contraband)

This is fucking hardcore. Detroit's Forced Anger existed from 1985 until 1991 and while they never reached the fame and notoriety of some of their peers, they were definitely just as good. If you are into what they were calling hardcore 20 years ago, you will love this CD. From beginning to end, Vs.... delivers hardcore anthem after hardcore anthem played at a blisteringly fast pace conveying enough energy to turn whatever room you keep your stereo in into a one man most pit. Do yourself a favor and check this one out. The band did a reunion show last month, and while I'm not sure if there will be more, if their are, I will make it up the motor city in heartbeat to see this band.

Half Assed Chicago – Various Artists (Johann's Face Records)

Great comp by a great label. Label faceman Marc Ruvolo sums it up better than I could. “ Wanna wear tight pants, have an asymmetrical haircut, and be a pop star? Go to L.A. Wanna be a conceptual “artist”? Try Brooklyn, A D.J? London or Berlin can never have enough. Chicago is a decaying basement and a ragged, beer soaked chorus, with your shirt off and your gut hanging. Boys and Girls. It aint pretty, but in the end it's pretty damn fun.” The Brokedowns, M.O.T.O, Sass Dragons, Vacation Bible School, Shotbaker, Das Kapital, Hewhcorrupts, The Krunchies, The Arrivals, The Yolks, Days off, The Catburglers, Bread and Bottle, 97 – Shiki, The House That Gloria Vanderbilt, and Bi Furious. Johann's Fucking Face. 500 copies, colored vinyl, Buy it. Nuff Said.

 

 

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